You know I'd rather watch my mouth on yours
"How did tumblr get so smooth"
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this